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Έφτιαξαν λοιπόν έναν στυλό, ο οποίος κοστίζει 1.000.000$!
Η Σοβιετική Ένωση αντιμετόπισε το ίδιο πρόβλημα χρησιμοποιόντας μολύβι!
-When do astronauts have lunch?
-In launch time!
-Γιατί δεν κάηκε ο αστροναύτης όταν πήγε στον ήλιο;
-Πήγε την νύχτα!
More coming soon...
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Το δεύτερο με το μολύβι μου αρεσε πολύ!
Και το τελευταίο με τον ήλιο ήταν εντελώς κουφό!
cya
Ταρατατααααν!
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Να 'μαι κι εγώ!
Ωραία τ'ανέκδοτα. Πού τα βρήκες;
kalws ton kai ton alex ton perpatiti!
ta anekdota ta brika mesw google...
gia na pw tin ali8eia, i8ela na kanw mia anartisi kai dn iksera ti na grapsw...
...opws blepete epeleksa tin eukoli lusi!
;)
Τα ανέκδοτα είναι πολύ ωραία αλλά γιατί έχουν σχέση με αστροναύτες; Μη μου πεις ότι το παιδικό σου όνειρο είναι να γίνεις αστροναύτης??
hmmm... malon dn diabases olo to blog mou... xexe!
ontos 8elw na ginw astronautis... =D
"Αφαιρέθηκε από τον συγγραφέα" ;
WTF.
Russians RULE !
(η αφαιρετική μου σκέψη το αφαίρεσε,
δαμν ιτ)
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